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This charade of being a responsible adult h...

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This charade of being
a responsible adult
has gone on
long enough.
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I used to think being an adult was fun and t...

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I used to think being an adult
was fun and then the
buzz wore off.
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I have a mental condition I’ve been fi...

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I have a mental condition
I've been fighting
for a while.
It's called
adulthood. 
Sucks the life
right out of you.
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Is it legal to spank adults that act like to...

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Is it legal to spank adults
that act like toddlers?
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I wish I could go back to my childhood self ...

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I wish I could go back to
my childhood self and
slap me for wanting to
grow up. This whole
being an adult thing
is entirely overrated.
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Dear Diary, It’s day 3,984,489,567,087...

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Dear Diary,
It's day 3,984,489,567,087
and I'm still trying to
figure my shit out
on how to be
an adult.
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And for my next trick, I’m going to co...

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And for my next trick, I'm
going to convince you all
I'm a fully
functioning adult!
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The first 80 years of adulthood are always ...

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The first 80 years of
adulthood are always
the toughest.
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Welcome to adulthood. You will never have ...

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Welcome to adulthood.

You will never have
any free time again.
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Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy pani...

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Welcome to adulthood.

Hope you enjoy
panic attacks.
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Parents who teach their children to be polit...

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Parents who teach their
children to be polite an
respectful to adults:
Keep that shit up.
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Adulthood isn’t so bad except for bill...

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Adulthood isn't so bad except
for bills and waking up
early and hours
at work and...
you know what,
never mind.
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