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Is it legal to spank adults that act like to...

Is it legal to spank adults
that act like toddlers?
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I wish I could go back to my childhood self ...

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I wish I could go back to
my childhood self and
slap me for wanting to
grow up. This whole
being an adult thing
is entirely overrated.
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Dear Diary, It’s day 3,984,489,567,087...

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Dear Diary,
It's day 3,984,489,567,087
and I'm still trying to
figure my shit out
on how to be
an adult.
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And for my next trick, I’m going to co...

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And for my next trick, I'm
going to convince you all
I'm a fully
functioning adult!
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The first 80 years of adulthood are always ...

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The first 80 years of
adulthood are always
the toughest.
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Welcome to adulthood. You will never have ...

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Welcome to adulthood.

You will never have
any free time again.
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Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy pani...

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Welcome to adulthood.

Hope you enjoy
panic attacks.
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Parents who teach their children to be polit...

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Parents who teach their
children to be polite an
respectful to adults:
Keep that shit up.
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Adulthood isn’t so bad except for bill...

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Adulthood isn't so bad except
for bills and waking up
early and hours
at work and...
you know what,
never mind.
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Going out with other adults is 90% explainin...

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Going out with other adults
is 90% explaining to
each other how
tired everyone is.
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A study shows that 50% of adults would fail ...

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A study shows that 50% of
adults would fail an 8th
grade math exam.

I bet the other 40% of
us would totally
rock it, though.
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For being an “adult” I sure spend...

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For being an
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