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Pretty much ready to call it quits on this w...

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Pretty much ready to call
it quits on this whole
'responsible
adult' farce
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A good portion of adulthood is waiting to g...

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A good portion of
adulthood is waiting
to go back to sleep.
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The adult life I imagined as a child involve...

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The adult life I imagined as a
child involved less laundry
and more group dance
numbers.
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Childhood is over when you realize your pare...

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Childhood is over when
you realize your parents
are not always right.
Adulthood starts when
you realize
neither
are you.
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Yeah, I really don’t think this whole ...

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Yeah, I really don't think
this whole
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It’s pretty funny how I’m suppos...

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It's pretty funny how I'm
supposed to be the adult
since honestly I have
no idea.
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I’m not an adult, my birth certificate...

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I'm not an adult,
my birth certificate
merely suggests I
should act like one.
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I call bullshit on adults with natural energ...

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I call bullshit on adults
with natural energy.
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I’m starting to take Bert’s side...

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I'm starting to take
Bert's side over Ernie's
on almost everything
so I think I've got
this adult thing down.
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Dear teenagers: Life is not always fair and ...

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Dear teenagers: Life is not
always fair and
sometimes sucks.
DEAL WITH IT.
If you think it’s
hard now, wait
until you’re an
actual adult.
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Who do I speak to about quitting adulthood?

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Who do I speak to about
quitting adulthood?
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Do you ever just stop and see your life and ...

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Do you ever just stop and
see your life and think,
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