I'd just like to be rich enough that "philanthropist" is a valid career option.
I feel like if it's not too early to clean... it's not too early to open a bottle of wine.
I was going to go outside, but I noticed my neighbors were out so I'll just wait.
If a recipe does not call for cheese, I'm gonna assume they forgot it and add an entire large bag. Well... 3/4 of bag cause I ate some of it.