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If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it dete...

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If you took the Facebook
IQ Test and it determined
you’re a Genius, the fact
that you participated in
a Facebook test
negates the results.
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Facebook is a great way to realize you’...

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Facebook is a great way
to realize you've only
ever met five decent
human beings.
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I wish more people on Facebook would make i...

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I wish more people on
Facebook would make
intentionally vague
statements about
people they're
mad at.
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Don’t forget to take the “Which ...

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Don't forget to take the
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Facebook. Because we want to be left alone ...

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Facebook.  Because we want
to be left alone but we
also want attention.
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I prefer to call it “exploring a caree...

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I prefer to call it
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If it looks like a duck… it’s pr...

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If it looks like a duck...
it's probably a dumb bitch
taking pics of herself
for Facebook.
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Facebook retains ownership of everything you...

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Facebook retains ownership
of everything you post, so I
uploaded my debt
and my kids.
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If you read your Facebook timeline backwards...

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If you read your Facebook
timeline backwards, it is
about a person who hates
everything and gradually
becomes happier until
they get a life.
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I just googled “dying alone” and...

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I just googled
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I like the Facebook me better than the rea...

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I like the Facebook me
better than the 
real me.
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Instead of an office visit, my psychiatrist ...

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Instead of an office visit,
my psychiatrist should
read my Facebook
page and adjust
my medications
accordingly.
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