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If it looks like a duck… it’s pr...

If it looks like a duck...
it's probably a dumb bitch
taking pics of herself
for Facebook.
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Facebook retains ownership of everything you...

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Facebook retains ownership
of everything you post, so I
uploaded my debt
and my kids.
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If you read your Facebook timeline backwards...

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If you read your Facebook
timeline backwards, it is
about a person who hates
everything and gradually
becomes happier until
they get a life.
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I just googled “dying alone” and...

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I just googled
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I like the Facebook me better than the rea...

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I like the Facebook me
better than the 
real me.
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Instead of an office visit, my psychiatrist ...

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Instead of an office visit,
my psychiatrist should
read my Facebook
page and adjust
my medications
accordingly.
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Your rambling, incoherent political Facebook...

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Your rambling, incoherent
political Facebook post
has helped me see the
error of my ways.
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Misery might ‘like’ company, but...

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Misery might 'like'
company, but it loves
the shit out of Facebook.
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Facebook has become the Wal-Mart of the int...

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Facebook has become the
Wal-Mart of the
internet.
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I wish I loved anything as much as my middle...

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I wish I loved anything as much
as my middle-aged Facebook
friends love their
5K races.
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7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: 1. F...

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7 Habits of Highly Ineffective
People:
1. Facebook   2. Facebook
3. Facebook   4. Facebook
5. Facebook   6. Facebook
7. Facebook
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I have a list of people who I hope gave up F...

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I have a list of people who
I hope gave up Facebook
for Lent.