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I just googled “dying alone” and...

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I just googled
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I like the Facebook me better than the rea...

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I like the Facebook me
better than the 
real me.
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Instead of an office visit, my psychiatrist ...

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Instead of an office visit,
my psychiatrist should
read my Facebook
page and adjust
my medications
accordingly.
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Your rambling, incoherent political Facebook...

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Your rambling, incoherent
political Facebook post
has helped me see the
error of my ways.
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Misery might ‘like’ company, but...

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Misery might 'like'
company, but it loves
the shit out of Facebook.
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Facebook has become the Wal-Mart of the int...

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Facebook has become the
Wal-Mart of the
internet.
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I wish I loved anything as much as my middle...

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I wish I loved anything as much
as my middle-aged Facebook
friends love their
5K races.
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7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: 1. F...

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7 Habits of Highly Ineffective
People:
1. Facebook   2. Facebook
3. Facebook   4. Facebook
5. Facebook   6. Facebook
7. Facebook
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I have a list of people who I hope gave up F...

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I have a list of people who
I hope gave up Facebook
for Lent.

It is truly easier to forgive your enemies t...

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It is truly easier to forgive
your enemies than
figure out how to limit
their access to your
Facebook
page.
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I’d rather wear Rosie O’Donnell’s dirt...

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I’d rather wear Rosie
O’Donnell’s dirty underwear
as a ski mask than
turn Facebook
chat on.
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Facebook is the internet version of making a...

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Facebook is the internet
version of making a loud,
drawn-out sigh with the
hope someone will
ask you what's
wrong.
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